Omegle conversation log

2009-09-24

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: 20 m china

You: 20 f australia

Stranger: ok

Stranger: do u have msn?

You: i do

You: why?

Stranger: talk on it

You: not yet

You: talk here a bit more

Stranger: ok

You: what do u do?

Stranger: im a student

Stranger: ru at school or collehe?

You: university

You: what do u study?

Stranger: computer technologe and science

Stranger: and u?

You: psychology and philosophy

You: what do you want to be if you grow up?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: hmmm boss

Stranger: haha

Stranger: lol

You: hehe

You: are you big and strong?

You: a boss has to be big and strong

Stranger: yes u r right

Stranger: im i think

You: do you have a picture?

Stranger: yes

You: link?

Stranger: my msn is banchaofan@msn.com

Stranger: can u add me?

You: lets talk a little more first, k?

Stranger: ok

You: see if we can be good friends, then ill add

Stranger: ok

You: what is banchao?

You: is it like bukkake?

Stranger: hehe its chinese name

You: i figured

Stranger: whats ur name

You: mel

You: u?

Stranger: banchaofan

You: oh, wait, thats ur real name?

You: i thought u were a fan of banchao

Stranger: yes

Stranger: haha

You: does it mean anything?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yes

You: bukkake?

Stranger: there was a famous people named banchao in asiant

Stranger: asient

You: interesting

You: what did this person do?

Stranger: and my parent want me to beyond him

Stranger: so name me banchaofan

You: rarely does a fan exceed the person they are worshipping

You: jesus tried

You: failed

Stranger: hmmm he had done a lot of great things

You: like?

Stranger: unified our country in asient

Stranger: he was i leader

You: what exactly is asient? urban dictionary says; Asient 15 thumbs up
A person who is both Asian and an Agent. Specifically a bad-ass theatrical agent, who has ninja-like skills both in backstage technical support and also in personal career management.

You: are you an agent?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: nop

You: liar! who do you work for?!??

Stranger: huangdi

Stranger: emperor

You: Yellow Emperor, according to wikipedia

You: did he pee himself?

Stranger: yes

You: did he pee on girls?

Stranger: i dont know

You: do you pee on girls?

Stranger: nop

You: shame, we couldve been great together

Stranger: can we talk something interesting ?

You: ok, no problemo

You: whats ur fetish?

Stranger: hmm computer

You: computer? so, what, you have sex, then ask the girl to freeze for a second while you count to 100?

You: like shes loading?

Stranger: i dont understand sorry for my bad english u should know english is not popular in our country

You: thats a horrible pick up line

You: ok, let me ask you something

You: have you ever had sex?

Stranger: yes

You: with a girl?

Stranger: of course

Stranger: yes

You: how old did she tell you she was?

Stranger: yes she was 21

You: ok, lets not confuse what she said and what she is

You: now, did you offer her anything to drink?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i did

Stranger: and i did usually

You: right, so youve done this before

Stranger: yes

You: what do you usually put in the drink?

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: i want to tell u im not a wanker

Stranger: i cant do those things

Stranger: i understand what u said

Stranger: u mean i cheated girl and sex her

You: i understand that this is all just a game to you, chan, but this is america, and here, you can’t “cheat” a girl like you would on counter strike

You: we take things like this seriously

You: now, im trying to help you here

You: when detective stapler gets here, he wont be so nice

You: so do us all a favour

You: and tell me what you did with the body after you came on her face

Stranger: i dont want to talk abt that

You: denile is not just a river in egypt

You: now, im going to ask you a question

You: and i want you to answer me only yes or no

You: ok?

Stranger: ok

You: dammit chan, i said ‘yes’ or ‘no’ only

You: lets try this again

You: ok?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: haha u call me chan?

Stranger: i like it

You: i thought you would

Stranger: can i use it to be my name ?

Stranger: chan

You: sure, go ahead

Stranger: ok

You: now, lets get to another question

You: remember, yes or no only

Stranger: ok

You: Does your mother know that you ruffied, bukkakied and burried a girl?

You: yes or no?

Stranger: no

You: no? well, why dont you tell her?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.