Welcome to America, bitch
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Omegle conversation log
2009-09-24
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 20 m china
You: 20 f australia
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: i do
You: why?
Stranger: talk on it
You: not yet
You: talk here a bit more
Stranger: ok
You: what do u do?
Stranger: im a student
Stranger: ru at school or collehe?
You: university
You: what do u study?
Stranger: computer technologe and science
Stranger: and u?
You: psychology and philosophy
You: what do you want to be if you grow up?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hmmm boss
Stranger: haha
Stranger: lol
You: hehe
You: are you big and strong?
You: a boss has to be big and strong
Stranger: yes u r right
Stranger: im i think
You: do you have a picture?
Stranger: yes
You: link?
Stranger: my msn is banchaofan@msn.com
Stranger: can u add me?
You: lets talk a little more first, k?
Stranger: ok
You: see if we can be good friends, then ill add
Stranger: ok
You: what is banchao?
You: is it like bukkake?
Stranger: hehe its chinese name
You: i figured
Stranger: whats ur name
You: mel
You: u?
Stranger: banchaofan
You: oh, wait, thats ur real name?
You: i thought u were a fan of banchao
Stranger: yes
Stranger: haha
You: does it mean anything?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes
You: bukkake?
Stranger: there was a famous people named banchao in asiant
Stranger: asient
You: interesting
You: what did this person do?
Stranger: and my parent want me to beyond him
Stranger: so name me banchaofan
You: rarely does a fan exceed the person they are worshipping
You: jesus tried
You: failed
Stranger: hmmm he had done a lot of great things
You: like?
Stranger: unified our country in asient
Stranger: he was i leader
You: what exactly is asient? urban dictionary says; Asient 15 thumbs up
A person who is both Asian and an Agent. Specifically a bad-ass theatrical agent, who has ninja-like skills both in backstage technical support and also in personal career management.
You: are you an agent?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nop
You: liar! who do you work for?!??
Stranger: huangdi
Stranger: emperor
You: Yellow Emperor, according to wikipedia
You: did he pee himself?
Stranger: yes
You: did he pee on girls?
Stranger: i dont know
You: do you pee on girls?
Stranger: nop
You: shame, we couldve been great together
Stranger: can we talk something interesting ?
You: ok, no problemo
You: whats ur fetish?
Stranger: hmm computer
You: computer? so, what, you have sex, then ask the girl to freeze for a second while you count to 100?
You: like shes loading?
Stranger: i dont understand sorry for my bad english u should know english is not popular in our country
You: thats a horrible pick up line
You: ok, let me ask you something
You: have you ever had sex?
Stranger: yes
You: with a girl?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: yes
You: how old did she tell you she was?
Stranger: yes she was 21
You: ok, lets not confuse what she said and what she is
You: now, did you offer her anything to drink?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i did
Stranger: and i did usually
You: right, so youve done this before
Stranger: yes
You: what do you usually put in the drink?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: i want to tell u im not a wanker
Stranger: i cant do those things
Stranger: i understand what u said
Stranger: u mean i cheated girl and sex her
You: i understand that this is all just a game to you, chan, but this is america, and here, you can’t “cheat” a girl like you would on counter strike
You: we take things like this seriously
You: now, im trying to help you here
You: when detective stapler gets here, he wont be so nice
You: so do us all a favour
You: and tell me what you did with the body after you came on her face
Stranger: i dont want to talk abt that
You: denile is not just a river in egypt
You: now, im going to ask you a question
You: and i want you to answer me only yes or no
You: ok?
Stranger: ok
You: dammit chan, i said ‘yes’ or ‘no’ only
You: lets try this again
You: ok?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: haha u call me chan?
Stranger: i like it
You: i thought you would
Stranger: can i use it to be my name ?
Stranger: chan
You: sure, go ahead
Stranger: ok
You: now, lets get to another question
You: remember, yes or no only
Stranger: ok
You: Does your mother know that you ruffied, bukkakied and burried a girl?
You: yes or no?
Stranger: no
You: no? well, why dont you tell her?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
